Some Jokes (English, ЮМОР)

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- Two cannibals were sitting by a fire. The fisrt says,"Gee, I hate my mother-in-law." The second replies:"So, try the potatoes".

- What is the thinnest book? "What men know about women". What is the thickest book? "What Men Think They Know About Women".

- "The best and most beautiful things in the world be seen or even touched. They must be left with the heart." (c) Hellen Keller

- What did the teacher for Kamikazi pilots say to his students? "Watch closely, I'm only going to do this ONCE."

- How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

- It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day to day basis.

- The reason it's so hard to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth - is because it's 3 different stories"

- Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done (c) Sam Ewing

- Success is getting what you want.
Happiness is wanting what you get.