Friday, April 24, 2020

Hawaii No Longer One Of Obama's 57 States (English)



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The United States of America (USA)... is a country consisting of 50 states, a federal district, five major self-governing territories, and various possessions...

...Hawaii...is a state of the United States of America located in the Pacific Ocean [not in Asia]. It is the only U.S. state located outside North America and the only island state.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaii

Bill Clinton:"I did not have sexual relations with that woman" (English)

This is enternal. :-)



When Clinton admitted to the Lewinsky affair


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On December 19, 1998, Clinton became the second American president to be impeached (the first being Andrew Johnson, who was impeached in 1868), when the House formally adopted two articles of impeachment and forwarded them to the United States Senate for adjudication; two other articles were considered, but were rejected... [The House] claimed that Clinton's giving false testimony and allegedly influencing Lewinsky's testimony were crimes of obstruction of justice and perjury and thus impeachable offenses.

A trial in the Senate began in January 1999, with Chief Justice William Rehnquist presiding. On February 12, Clinton was acquitted on both counts as neither received the necessary two-thirds majority vote of the senators present for conviction and removal from office—in this instance 67. On Article One, 45 senators voted to convict while 55 voted for acquittal. On Article Two, 50 senators voted to convict while 50 voted for acquittal. Clinton remained in office for the remainder of his second term
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impeachment_of_Bill_Clinton
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clinton%E2%80%93Lewinsky_scandal#Impeachment

Donald Ransfeld on coronavirus (ЮМОР, English)



from The Unknown Known (2013) "There are known known" "There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IYx6a-lAzQ

Context:

Школьников: Как войти в Величайшую депрессию и не потерять всё

Старая реклама и анекдот (ЮМОР)



Параллельные прямые не пересекаются, доказано Эвклидом. Надежные холодильники существуют, доказано Занусси.
Занусси лох, доказано Лобачевским.