Saturday, October 20, 2018

What gender computer is ought to be (ЮМОР)

Part I. Computer should be woman. The reasons are:

- No one, but their creator understands their internal logic;
- When computers communicate with each other they speak in code language that only they and experts can understand;
- Every mistake you make is stored on their hard drive for later retrieval;
- As soon as you commit to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessorizing it.

Part II. Computer should be man. The reasons are:

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- In order to get their attention you go to turn them on;
- They have a lot of data, but still can't think for themselves;
- They're supposed to help you to solve problems, but half the time they are the problem;
- As soon as you commit to one, you're realize that if you've waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

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